Ok Simon, I don't know you but you seem like a real fun guy. Notice anything new ? You have a collection of questionable tampers....what were you thinking. You drink takeaway coffee from brands and keep their cups in a worship memorial.....rememberence of how the mighty can fall. Your significant other is secretly very angry at you for hogging so much of the kitchen space for your coffee shrine. Imagine peeling potatoes hunched over a small sink.......oh what a naughty boy. You enjoy the distance between the grinder and your machine as it lets you sprinkle grounds that inadvertently spill everywhere thus marking this space as the shrine. Is there something missing.....did someone say......acacia scales, or should there be a heat shield protecting the grinder hopper from the cooktop elements in summertime ? Hope you enjoy your new grinder.