Coffee Quotes.

Dry_bean

I thought a thread of notable quotes relating to coffee may be interesting.

I never laugh until I've had my coffee.

Clark Gable.

Dry_bean

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a cup full of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze" Jean Kerr. I have no idea who Jean Kerr is and the quote could apply to a cup of any beverage, regardless, sneezing while holding a full cup is not recommended. Thought I'd best do the Google thing, seems - "Jean Kerr was an Irish-American author and playwright born in Scranton, Pennsylvania and best known for her humorous bestseller, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, and the plays King of Hearts and Mary, Mary." Wikipedia

Dry_bean

"To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions." Hugh Jackman

Brett_H

Interesting. One I've hear used recently is the Coffee Cantata by Bach: 4. Arie Soprano Ei! wie schmeckt der Coffee s

Dry_bean

Bach certainly knew how to prioritise.

Brett_H

He was a man with many children yet maintained an unbelievable compositional schedule.

Dry_bean

"If this is coffee, then please-bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." ~Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Brett_H

No wonder they shot him.... Too soon....?

Dry_bean

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. Henry Ward Beecher

Dry_bean

I don

Brett_H

I can function perfectly well without my morning coffee... It's the rest of society that suffers! Brett H

Dry_bean

I smoke as much as I want and chew tobacco a good deal of the time. I don't pay any attention to the rules for keeping in physical condition. I think they are a lot of bunk. The less you worry about the effect of tea and coffee on the lining of your stomach, the longer you will live, and the happier you will be. Zack Wheat. And for them who are wondering, who the heck is Zack Wheat (I was one) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_Wheat ain't Google a wonderful thing.

Dry_bean

Sunday morning is like Monday morning except with better coffee and less b*ll sh*t.

Dry_bean

This seems to be a worthy sentiment.

Brett_H

I shall be enacting that statement upon my return to work tomorrow!!

Dry_bean

Only one thing is certian about coffee.... Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation. ~Mark Pendergrast

Dry_bean

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown

Dry_bean

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin

DoubleRistretto

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Brett_H

Rock and roll is instant coffee. Bob Geldof Reality television is Nespresso. Brett H